The P-word

I was standing next to this group of 'manyly men' (sung in vibratto), and they kept calling each other pussies. Pussy this and pussy that. Apparently you're a puss if you can't handle physcial pain, stay home to watch a chick flick with your girl instead of going to see Rocky XVI and order a glass of Pinot instead of a Bud. I found this vaginally offensive. I mean, why are men using the worlds most influential body part as a connotation of weakness? Men spend half their lives trying to access it momentarily and then bastardize and blaspheme its name. Prrretty sure the multi talented vagina not only has muscles strong enough to push out squirming, pink babies, it also functions as a self cleaning oven using its walls of muscle to squeeze out anything thats not supposed to be there. What can the penis do? You give it a little tap and men mewl like mauled kittens. It wilts with the affections of cold water and its goal in life is to find a...vagina! So, oh contrere' to you who throw around the p-word disrespectfully. We cannot pee standing up, but we are capable of using both our vagina and our brain at the same time.